Gotta lover power outages and a b0rked battery backup. Arg.

and…

Via Fark, we have this headline:

Fourteen-year-old girl abducted for sex, finds hammer under car seat and vigorously introduces man’s groin to the word “NO”

Not only is the hammer the most deadly starting hand in Texas Hold’Em, it’s deadly off the felt too…

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