Got robbed in a KO tourney, (I mean really.. you call 5x BB with 25o? Really?), placed third in a $10 SnG… and this:

One is not a trend. One is a Start.

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Break-smake.. Played a $10+$1 Double Stacked 90 players SnG… And after watching crap hit most flops, I played a crap hand.. that fit the mold.. it hit the flop.. and…

Full Tilt Poker Game #6188648409: $10 + $1 KO Sit & Go (47104236), Table 3 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold’em - 19:25:59 ET - 2008/04/26
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to StatikKling [6♠ 3♥]
StatikKling raises to 100
maayotte calls 100
upandcoming3 raises to 600
StatikKling calls 500
*** FLOP *** [6♦ T♥ 3♦]
upandcoming3 bets 2,150, and is all in
StatikKling calls 1,895, and is all in
upandcoming3 shows [J♣ J♥] AWESOME.. I’m ahead and he doesn’t have a diamond! 5 outs..
StatikKling shows [6♠ 3♥]
Uncalled bet of 255 returned to upandcoming3
*** TURN *** [6♦ T♥ 3♦] [7♠] Ok.. gained three outs.. but I’m still ahead..
*** RIVER *** [6♦ T♥ 3♦ 7♠] [7♥] O.o
upandcoming3 shows two pair, Jacks and Sevens
StatikKling shows two pair, Sevens and Sixes
upandcoming3 wins the pot (5,140) with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
StatikKling stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,140 | Rake 0
Board: [6♦ T♥ 3♦ 7♠ 7♥]
Seat 3: StatikKling showed [6♠ 3♥] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Sixes
Seat 6: upandcoming3 (small blind) showed [J♣ J♥] and won (5,140) with two pair, Jacks and Sevens

One more.. and I’m going to study razz. Jebus.. I can’t get a break. I play tight and get blinded out. I play loose and get sucked out on. I play semi-tight/aggressive and still lose when I’m ahead. This is just retarded. Yes.. there will be some people who say, 63o?!? Why on earth did you play that? Like I said, crap had been hitting.. and its an easy hand to get away from if the flop was horrible. When I had good cards they didn’t hold up. So I switched my game up. As the donkfairy would have it, I hit the flop pretty hard. On the turn the other player had 8 outs.. basically 17%.. and he hit it.

Maybe one day I’ll have something happy to write about. Ever since I finished 19th out of 1224 on the Bronze Iron Man freeroll, I have had the worst run of luck. Here’s to never hitting/attempting Iron Man again and the shit luck that comes with it.

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I’m taking two months off - no online poker. If the right moves always, ALWAYS get sucked out on, I just won’t play. Oh you only have two outs.. 100% chance that if I’m in the pot you will hit BOTH of them. Even if there’s only one card left. No matter what hte odds are, I’m beat. 99% favorite? Sent to the rail. Coin Flip? Sent to the rail. Behind from the get go? To the rail. I can’t win.

Solution? Can’t lose if you don’t play.

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So.. the trend continues of me being kicked out of a SnG when all the chips go in BEFORE the River AND I’m a HUGE favorite to win. I’ve upped the limits on my SnG to include the $30 and $50 buyins, because actual poker is played there. Nothing like the donktastic $20 and lower tables. I’ve played two $50 and one $30.. and here are my exits from all three, my holdings are in bold:

$50 #1: A7s vs 76o - Everything is in pre flop. I had an M of 6 with antes in play and the caller had me covered by $400. Turns a 6 and I’m busted.. out in 5th.
$30: AQ vs TT - Once again, everything in pre flop. TT had me covered by 1200. Flop is xQx. Turn is a T. Out in 5th.
$50 #2: Q♥Q♦ vs 2♠2♣ - SB vs BB. I was the SB and called.. he pushed and I insta-call. He has me covered by T$90. All heart flop. I thought to myself.. it would be funny to see the 2 of hearts.. I should learn to hold my tongue. 2♥ on the turn.. I have my flush. He gained 10 outs. Board pairs on the River. I take my exit in 6th.

I’ll give it one more try.. and if I lose when I’m ahead AGAIN, for four in a row, I’ll just stick to donkey poker and forget about learning to master this game and playing in this years WSOP. Time for some sleep… when I’m wide awake and on tilt.

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This is an automated message sent from Full Tilt Poker.

Full Tilt Poker Tournament #41742548 Bronze $10,000 Freeroll NL Hold’em
Buy-In: $0.00
1224 players
Total Prize Pool: $10000.00
Start Date: April 12 3:15 PM ET

Dear StatikKling,

You finished the tournament in 19th place.
There has been $25.00 added to your account.

Congratulations!
Thank you for participating.

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My flush never hit and top pair took a monster pot. The guy I lost to won the tournament. If only the river was kind enough to give me the card that it gave to so many people against me to keep them alive..

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Donkey Challenge update: Suckouts and lost coin flips cost me the $10 level; it’s back to the start again. This was my longest travel down the DC path and it sucks to go back to the start.

tags: donkey challenge, freeroll, ironman

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Sorry for the lack of updates… the non felt world has been kicking my ass.

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