Break-smake.. Played a $10+$1 Double Stacked 90 players SnG… And after watching crap hit most flops, I played a crap hand.. that fit the mold.. it hit the flop.. and…

Full Tilt Poker Game #6188648409: $10 + $1 KO Sit & Go (47104236), Table 3 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold’em - 19:25:59 ET - 2008/04/26
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to StatikKling [6♠ 3♥]
StatikKling raises to 100
maayotte calls 100
upandcoming3 raises to 600
StatikKling calls 500
*** FLOP *** [6♦ T♥ 3♦]
upandcoming3 bets 2,150, and is all in
StatikKling calls 1,895, and is all in
upandcoming3 shows [J♣ J♥] AWESOME.. I’m ahead and he doesn’t have a diamond! 5 outs..
StatikKling shows [6♠ 3♥]
Uncalled bet of 255 returned to upandcoming3
*** TURN *** [6♦ T♥ 3♦] [7♠] Ok.. gained three outs.. but I’m still ahead..
*** RIVER *** [6♦ T♥ 3♦ 7♠] [7♥] O.o
upandcoming3 shows two pair, Jacks and Sevens
StatikKling shows two pair, Sevens and Sixes
upandcoming3 wins the pot (5,140) with two pair, Jacks and Sevens
StatikKling stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,140 | Rake 0
Board: [6♦ T♥ 3♦ 7♠ 7♥]
Seat 3: StatikKling showed [6♠ 3♥] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Sixes
Seat 6: upandcoming3 (small blind) showed [J♣ J♥] and won (5,140) with two pair, Jacks and Sevens

One more.. and I’m going to study razz. Jebus.. I can’t get a break. I play tight and get blinded out. I play loose and get sucked out on. I play semi-tight/aggressive and still lose when I’m ahead. This is just retarded. Yes.. there will be some people who say, 63o?!? Why on earth did you play that? Like I said, crap had been hitting.. and its an easy hand to get away from if the flop was horrible. When I had good cards they didn’t hold up. So I switched my game up. As the donkfairy would have it, I hit the flop pretty hard. On the turn the other player had 8 outs.. basically 17%.. and he hit it.

Maybe one day I’ll have something happy to write about. Ever since I finished 19th out of 1224 on the Bronze Iron Man freeroll, I have had the worst run of luck. Here’s to never hitting/attempting Iron Man again and the shit luck that comes with it.

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So.. the trend continues of me being kicked out of a SnG when all the chips go in BEFORE the River AND I’m a HUGE favorite to win. I’ve upped the limits on my SnG to include the $30 and $50 buyins, because actual poker is played there. Nothing like the donktastic $20 and lower tables. I’ve played two $50 and one $30.. and here are my exits from all three, my holdings are in bold:

$50 #1: A7s vs 76o - Everything is in pre flop. I had an M of 6 with antes in play and the caller had me covered by $400. Turns a 6 and I’m busted.. out in 5th.
$30: AQ vs TT - Once again, everything in pre flop. TT had me covered by 1200. Flop is xQx. Turn is a T. Out in 5th.
$50 #2: Q♥Q♦ vs 2♠2♣ - SB vs BB. I was the SB and called.. he pushed and I insta-call. He has me covered by T$90. All heart flop. I thought to myself.. it would be funny to see the 2 of hearts.. I should learn to hold my tongue. 2♥ on the turn.. I have my flush. He gained 10 outs. Board pairs on the River. I take my exit in 6th.

I’ll give it one more try.. and if I lose when I’m ahead AGAIN, for four in a row, I’ll just stick to donkey poker and forget about learning to master this game and playing in this years WSOP. Time for some sleep… when I’m wide awake and on tilt.

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Sorry for the lack of updates… real life has been a bitch lately. I haven’t played a hand of poker in two weeks.

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Most likely the next hand of poker I will play is the Winter Classic, or any WPBT event that gets more than 7 players, fucking slackers.

Bubble, bubble, go in with the best hand, leave empty handed. I’ve hit my limit and I can’t take it anymore. I’m done wasting my time. I’m slightly improving, but zero results. I’m just going to focus on software for the rest of the year, so something will actually get done and I can’t get sucked out on. (Well.. I gues the computer could crash.. already have one box smoke this past month.)

And to top it off, it’s 110 degrees today and I’m guaranteed a third $450 electric bill in a row. Normally $80. Fuck Summer.

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